Here's a conversation I had while running a 5K today. Proof that I've gone crazy, since this conversation was in my head... To myself... The choice of pronouns is really the deciding factor.
"yep, at mile 2... which is at about" *checks watch "5:40"
"So when the minute hand is on the 9"
"At the 9, a quick mile left"
"wait... wouldn't 5:40 be at the 8? Not 9, that's 5:45--"
*Annoyed*"You know what I mean..."
"Right"
