A foot and a half of snow and a few inches of ice, and a 6 hour trip suddenly became a 39 hour epically ridiculous extravaganza. A lot of things can happen when you are with your brother and sister on vacation. Here a few I would like to remember:
1... When Tyler lit his hands on fire... Twice.
2... Frost-bitten limbs and the German pub
3... Fried macaroni and cheese bits/Macaroni and cheese pizza
4... The cart escalator
5... The "Farting Man" in the cheese store
6... Watching 3 days worth of television shows and movies I have already seen and didn't want to watch again
7... "I don't follow traffic laws in parking lots-- Stop for who??-- Assholes."
8... After hitting another car, "They're called 'Bumpers' for a reason. If you weren't allowed to hit them they'd be called something like... 'Don't-touchers'"
9... The foot-soaked journey around Chicago at night looking for boots
10.. Running into Brianna's older brother who was also stranded in Chicago
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